Iowa Writer's Workshop!!!!!

In an effort to make something real with my writing I-a horrible student-have decided to apply to literally the most prestigious writing school in the country. Ranked number one in the US, on numerous lists, and being the first creative writing MFA program in America, the Iowa Writer's Workshop is fucking legit. Me being accepted to this program would be the equivalent of a bucket beating drummer bum being accepted to Julliard. Whatevs, I don't need your quarter because at the University of Iowa tuition is paid for you as well as a sweet little stipend for teaching an undergrad class. Yeah, they pay you to go to school there. Anyway, I just nabbed a spot in the Iowa Writer's Workshop Summer Writing Festival, with the caliber of writers at their disposal you'd think they could come up with a better name. Uber nerd pumped about it, hopefully in a few weeks whoever reads this crap I publish will notice an improvement. Peace. I'm out!